XXX Island @ 18th and Union (Seattle – Central District)

“It Girl” Amethyst Crystal has just arrived on XXX Island to film what she thinks is the hottest new reality dating show — but is actually a hardcore solo survival challenge. Stranded by producers of failing network ApeTV, she must last 30 days with zero survival skills and enough liquor to haze a whole frat. As her fears begin to manifest, she must brave the elements, drug-induced hallucinations, and a mysterious Production Assistant she can’t stop thinking about …

Join Amethyst on her desperate bid to return home to Instagram fame, brand deals, and heteronormativity. You’re watching real reality TV: a sadistic spectacle sure to be the guiltiest pleasure of all.

Written and performed by Pearl Lam. Directed by Mario Orallo-Molinaro.

Tickets $10-$50 (sliding-scale available for all) here.